I will literally fly to you and shake your hand

You read that right.

I'll check my calendar.  I'll book a flight, probably economy because I'm frugal like that.  I'll find a hotel, probably a mid-range one with a continental breakfast.  I'll travel to whatever you are, your shop, your home, a shady car park with no lights, and we shake hands.

Firm grip. Good eye contact. If you're more of a high-five person, I'll adapt on arrival.  This is a full-contact, boots-on-the-ground, carbon-emitting act of commitment.